I was on my way home from Bed, Bath and Beyond, after getting dyno'd, & this dude on a Vespa starts reving me at a light. I didn't want to race him, but he just sitting there at the light so when the light turned green, I just floored it. I had him by about 2 carlengths by the time we hit 20 MPH, but then he started reeling me in a bit. We shut it down around 90 MPH, but I was still ahead by about a car length. I just drove by afterwards, and made sure my BOV blew as I passed him.
A few blocks later, this gay dude in a Bugatti (I think I saw him in some movie) comes up behind me and just stays behind my like he wants to race. I didn't want to race him, but he kept driving behind me so I just floored it. I pulled away from him like he wasn't even trying. I though those cars were really fast or something, but since the CAI/BOV/MBC, nothing seems to keep up with me. I shut it down around 90 MPH, and couldn't even see him in my rear view, so I made a U-turn, and drove back until I saw him...he was like 5 blocks back at a red light. I think he was already trying to challenge another dude in a Dodge Stratus to a race. I made sure my BOV blew when I drove by him.
Then this dude was jogging down the street. He was totally checking out my car. I wasn't gonna race him, but he just kept running so I hit it....He didn't even have a chance. I turned around again to drive by and make my BOV blow, but I couldn't find him. He must have turned down another street because he was so embarassed.
Then I looked up, and saw this black plane in the air....I'm pretty sure it was an SR-76 blackbird. I totally didn't want to race him, cause its like military and crap, but he just kept flying in the same direction, so I went for it. He started pulling away from be past MACH 2, but I hung in there pretty good. I was about 1/2 a car length behind him all the way to about MACH5, but he decided to fly up into the clouds. What a p*ssy. I bet he knew I was about to take him so he just ran away.