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    03 WRX w/ CAI, BOV&MBC Vs. Bugatti, SR-76 Blackbird, Vespa, jogger

    I was on my way home from Bed, Bath and Beyond, after getting dyno'd, & this dude on a Vespa starts reving me at a light. I didn't want to race him, but he just sitting there at the light so when the light turned green, I just floored it. I had him by about 2 carlengths by the time we hit 20 MPH, but then he started reeling me in a bit. We shut it down around 90 MPH, but I was still ahead by about a car length. I just drove by afterwards, and made sure my BOV blew as I passed him.

    A few blocks later, this gay dude in a Bugatti (I think I saw him in some movie) comes up behind me and just stays behind my like he wants to race. I didn't want to race him, but he kept driving behind me so I just floored it. I pulled away from him like he wasn't even trying. I though those cars were really fast or something, but since the CAI/BOV/MBC, nothing seems to keep up with me. I shut it down around 90 MPH, and couldn't even see him in my rear view, so I made a U-turn, and drove back until I saw him...he was like 5 blocks back at a red light. I think he was already trying to challenge another dude in a Dodge Stratus to a race. I made sure my BOV blew when I drove by him.

    Then this dude was jogging down the street. He was totally checking out my car. I wasn't gonna race him, but he just kept running so I hit it....He didn't even have a chance. I turned around again to drive by and make my BOV blow, but I couldn't find him. He must have turned down another street because he was so embarassed.

    Then I looked up, and saw this black plane in the air....I'm pretty sure it was an SR-76 blackbird. I totally didn't want to race him, cause its like military and crap, but he just kept flying in the same direction, so I went for it. He started pulling away from be past MACH 2, but I hung in there pretty good. I was about 1/2 a car length behind him all the way to about MACH5, but he decided to fly up into the clouds. What a p*ssy. I bet he knew I was about to take him so he just ran away.
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    Nice kills! I especially liked the jogger race. Cocky bastard, next time he should drink some Monster before racing.

    Have you heard about BOV delete mod? I've heard it reduces the BOV air release lag and increases HP just like teh Vortex. You should try it for more sweet kills.
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    what are you talking about....I didn't race an Evo.


    yeah, I've heard shadows are FAST. I'm going to get a body kit and some 19's before I try to race one of those.
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    Nice kills.

    Watch out for those Stratus'. They'll blow a head gasket mid-launch (or ~20k miles) and the forward projecting oil slick will meff you up.

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    Dude, haven't you heard? SRT-4's are the only things fast enough to keep up with the Blackbird. He was probably just messing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blarg
    I was on my way home from Bed, Bath and Beyond, after getting dyno'd, & this dude on a Vespa starts reving me at a light. I didn't want to race him, but he just sitting there at the light so when the light turned green, I just floored it. I had him by about 2 carlengths by the time we hit 20 MPG, but then he started reeling me in a bit. We shut it down around 90 MPH, but I was still ahead by about a car length. I just drove by afterwards, and made sure my BOV blew as I passed him.


    you said 20 MPG hahahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by friedricer
    you said 20 MPG hahahahaha.

    you actually read my post. hahahahahahahaha
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    its sr71 blackbird. watch out for the 3 engine ones tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antyoo
    its sr71 blackbird. watch out for the 3 engine ones tho.
    no.....this was definately the SR76....its the same as the SR71, except its lowered, has painted side-skirts, and 20's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by friedricer
    you said 20 MPG hahahahaha.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......... ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That makes that whole short novel even more hilarious.
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    That would be because your under developed brain lacks proper neuro-transmitters that release endorphines that create a joyous feeling. Now go grab your axe and cut down some trees
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    Quote Originally Posted by blarg
    no.....this was definately the SR76....its the same as the SR71, except its lowered, has painted side-skirts, and 20's.
    You sure it wasn't an sr67 humming bird? They look alot the same besides the upper gravitational sheild and the extra layer of tin-foil.

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