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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world, and punch himself in the back of the head.
    06 GTO - yeah, it's pretty quick
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    Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on but not because he's afraid of the dark...because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris
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    Outer space exists only because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard...only another fist.
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    Way OT, but here goes:
    There isn't actually a theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

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    Even Chuck Norris lost track of what this thread was initially about
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    Chuck norris can outrun an srt4.
    Used to have stg4 wrx. stuck w/ stg0 srt4
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    I think all this **** is funny, but where did all this chuck norris stuff originally start and who did it? I have really wondered that.

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    found these by accident on my site. lol. theres more but here are the better ones



    Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but
    Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two
    seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse
    kicks you in the face.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he
    gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are the name for his left and right legs.

    When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
    and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

    Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a
    game of tennis.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
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    Chuck norris was once in a knife fight... and the knife lost
    chuck norris doesn't teabag the ladies he potato sacs them.

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    According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
    Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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    chuck norris has slept with your girlfriend and your wife.

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    Why Chuck Norris?

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    Only on ClubWRX does a SRT4 thread turn into a Chuck Norris Thread
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    srt bashing is so last year. Speaking from experience a catless dp will help a lot up top for an srt4. An O2 housing will do even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icysheet
    According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    You might be a king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

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