quoted for truth.at TR's epic tale.
Maybe I've been on the forum too long..actual streetracing stories have become formulaic to me.
GIOC = "Guy in Other Car"
1)GIOC gives snotty look or gesture, justifying dangerous speeds on public roads
2)GIOC engages in aggressive driving maneuver, justifying dangerous speeds on public roads
3)Teller of tale and GIOC both supposedly hit gas
4)Teller of tale is victorious, winning by 1-3 car lengths
5)GIOC is embarrassed that his Viper got beat by a WRX with hot gf in car, who now licks lips for Teller of tale's benefit.
6)GIOC pronounces Subaru dominance over the world, though 3 car lengths over a quarter of a mile is actually only a difference of about 1% and may have more to do with the fact that GIOC didn't know he was involved in a race until some guy in a flat-brimmed cap roared ahead of him in a car with a gigantic spoiler.