i almost died for my car

[kbrownmann]

So yeterday when i went to get the rex i took it for a test drive. now as soon as i pull out of the dealership there is this piece of **** honda right on my ass. and i mean it was a real ****ter, it made mine look bad ass. so for the first two lights this road was one lane only, and he was right on my ass.

as soon as it moved to two lanes i see him fly right by me. there were 4 people in it and one was hangin out the window with his hands up.

at the next light he yelled at me to pull that piece of **** over, so i just kept to myself and rolled my eyes. so i guess he didnt like that so he through his cigarette at my car.

i made a right turn to get away from him, for for some reason he chases me. i get stopped at the next red light with him behind me and his dumb a$$ decides to get out of the car.

He runs towards me and says "GET THE f**K OUT OF THE CAR A$$HOLE"

me, being a scared little ***** took off with a right turn into traffic... and go figure he gets back into the car and follows.

next thing i know, im off to the exit ramp on the highway with him right behind me, and it wasnt too long before the next exit and he was waay gone.

glad to see that was the last of them.

[Trainrex]

Something is missing there.....

[Drews]

2nd amendment anyone?

[302@12psi]

I hate when I'm driving minding my own business and then the Honda's start trying to kill me. It usually happens a few times a week.

Maybe you mean mugged him.

[Crb03]

I keep a 4 pound mag light between my seat and the center console for just these occations. Step out of the car with that firmly in hand and he won't do ****.

[mudferret]

I keep a 4 pound mag light between my seat and the center console for just these occations. Step out of the car with that firmly in hand and he won't do ****.

Unless he has a gun, then the flashlight might as well be a flesh light.

[BrianH]

Unless he has a gun, then the flashlight might as well be a flesh light.

Actually you'd probably be better off with a flesh light in that case. If you use a flashlight you get shot, if you use the fleshlight the dude's just going to GTFO.

[Drews]

Unless he has a gun, then the flashlight might as well be a flesh light.

I lol'd.

[Crb03]

Unless he has a gun, then the flashlight might as well be a flesh light.

True, it's the luck of the draw I guess.

[Trainrex]

Unless he has a gun, then the flashlight might as well be a flesh light.

[fire_cky]

it sounds like you cut him off. either way, that seems to be a bit of an over reaction on the honda's part. one time i cut someone off by accident and the guy got super pissed me at and in gridlock traffic he got out of his car and started kicking mine. i just started laughing, because it was pretty funny, to be honest. he got back into his car and sped off on the shoulder when he saw me calling the cops.

[EJ257]

Call the cops and let them deal with him

The story was full of fail, but this quote was so full of win:

Unless he has a gun, then the flashlight might as well be a flesh light.

[MengHang]

You almost got jacked.

Subaru cars are harder to steal, so carjacking is the only way to do it.

FYI, EVO cars are easy to steal! IN detroit area, 5 evo have been stolen in the past few years. As far as I know, zero WRX/STI have been stolen.

What are the stats where you live???

Keep your doors locked!

[brfatal]

Several Subaru owners have had their cars stolen around here lately.

[BrianH]

stop posting.