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    Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
    A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

    Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
    A: Push it off a cliff.

    Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
    A: The bus schedule.

    Q: What do they do with junked mustang?
    A: Recycle them into tin cans.

    Q: Why do mustang owners never carry a map?
    A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!

    Q: What do you call a mustangs at the top of a hill?
    A: A mirage.

    Q: What do you call two mustangs at the top of a hill?
    A: A miracle.

    Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
    A: Fill up the gas tank.

    Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
    A: Customized.

    Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
    A: Turn off the engine.

    Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
    A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

    Q: Why don't mustangs sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
    A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.

    Q: What do you call mustangs passengers?
    A: Shock absorbers.

    Q: How do you improve the appearance of a mustang?
    A: Park it between two 914s.

    Q: What makes a mustang go faster?
    A: A tow truck.

    Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
    A: A write-off.

    Q: What is the smallest part of a mustang?
    A: The owner's brain.

    Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
    A: A scrap dealer.

    Q: What does a mustang buyer do to look sophisticated?
    A: Wears dark glasses.

    Q: How do you tell the mustang buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
    A: Their the ones with the white sticks.

    Q: Why do they give away free TVs with mustang?
    A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.

    Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
    A: A wheelbarrow.

    Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
    A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

    Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
    A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

    Q: What do mustangs and Ferarris have in common?
    A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
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    Why do you have a srage 3 clutch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bcyb1029 View Post
    Why do you have a stage 3 clutch?
    to kill the tranny better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DTR rex View Post
    Why?
    Haha, 2 of my buddies have them, i like talkin smack to them. Plus im not at all a fan of ford. nothing about their performance.
    Its not what shes wearing that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killarex View Post
    Haha, 2 of my buddies have them, i like talkin smack to them. Plus im not at all a fan of ford. nothing about their performance.
    Sounds good

    At least you don't ignorantly make stuff up like some people here... You simply just don't like the vehicle.. which is cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmann05 View Post
    Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
    A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

    Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
    A: Push it off a cliff.

    Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
    A: The bus schedule.

    Q: What do they do with junked mustang?
    A: Recycle them into tin cans.

    Q: Why do mustang owners never carry a map?
    A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!

    Q: What do you call a mustangs at the top of a hill?
    A: A mirage.

    Q: What do you call two mustangs at the top of a hill?
    A: A miracle.

    Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
    A: Fill up the gas tank.

    Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
    A: Customized.

    Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
    A: Turn off the engine.

    Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
    A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

    Q: Why don't mustangs sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
    A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.

    Q: What do you call mustangs passengers?
    A: Shock absorbers.

    Q: How do you improve the appearance of a mustang?
    A: Park it between two 914s.

    Q: What makes a mustang go faster?
    A: A tow truck.

    Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
    A: A write-off.

    Q: What is the smallest part of a mustang?
    A: The owner's brain.

    Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
    A: A scrap dealer.

    Q: What does a mustang buyer do to look sophisticated?
    A: Wears dark glasses.

    Q: How do you tell the mustang buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
    A: Their the ones with the white sticks.

    Q: Why do they give away free TVs with mustang?
    A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.

    Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
    A: A wheelbarrow.

    Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
    A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

    Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
    A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

    Q: What do mustangs and Ferarris have in common?
    A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.

    I can't help but find the irony in making fun of a mustang's "slow" 0-60 time three times in that post when, since 1999, the Mustang (GT and Cobra) get to 60mph just as fast, if not faster than a wrx
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    Quote Originally Posted by budahrocket View Post
    haha dont worry, im not one for huge on-line debates. point taken on the cobra, but i cetainly dont consider cobras and wrx's on par. and the mid to late 90's gt in the vid doesn't exactly look like a handling machine, but then again i dont know squat about handling or suspension.

    The one is the vid was a 99-04 GT model. They post slalom and skidpad numbers very similar to that of a stock wrx.

    Of course, once you get modding it becomes a totally different story and the wrx shoots head. Stock though, the wrx handles like butt-hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DTR rex View Post
    Stock though, the wrx handles like butt-hole.
    Believe Donnie, he's an authority on handling butthole.
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    lol i didnt make up that list, but i dno what it is about those mustangs that i dont like.....maybe cuz like yesterday i had a 20 min drive home on I-75 and saw like 10+ on my way lol.....3 of them within 20 ft of each other.....its goin to be fun puttin them in their place when i get my STI
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    Quote Originally Posted by RayfieldsWRX View Post
    Believe Donnie, he's an authority on handling butthole.
    no pun intended
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    Quote Originally Posted by budahrocket View Post
    no pun intended
    oh, no. no pun. that was a factual post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RayfieldsWRX View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by budahrocket View Post
    nice run, pretty much the only thing mustangs can do well is go straight and you still took him, did you launch and if so at what rpm's?
    yeah i launched, i was about 6k, only way i could get her to get up and go with 4 people!

    Stage 3 clutch came with the car, my thoughts are it was de modded before i bought it.

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