Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!
Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.
Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.
Q: What do they do with junked mustang?
A: Recycle them into tin cans.
Q: Why do mustang owners never carry a map?
A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q: What do you call a mustangs at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call two mustangs at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
A: Fill up the gas tank.
Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.
Q: Why don't mustangs sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q: What do you call mustangs passengers?
A: Shock absorbers.
Q: How do you improve the appearance of a mustang?
A: Park it between two 914s.
Q: What makes a mustang go faster?
A: A tow truck.
Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.
Q: What is the smallest part of a mustang?
A: The owner's brain.
Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
A: A scrap dealer.
Q: What does a mustang buyer do to look sophisticated?
A: Wears dark glasses.
Q: How do you tell the mustang buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
A: Their the ones with the white sticks.
Q: Why do they give away free TVs with mustang?
A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.
Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.
Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.
Q: What do mustangs and Ferarris have in common?
A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.