I'm minding my own business, and this car comes flying up behind me, obviously lowered with those fake hids. He tailgates me for a few seconds, then goes flying around me with his VTEC in attack mode, only to come to two cars a little further up in front of me. So, he's basically tailgaiting them, and, at one point, actually looks like he's gonna pass BETWEEN them
Anyway, he was still in the left lane, and the car in the right lane allowed me pass him (still going the speed limit). He ends up sitting behind me at a stoplight, and proceeds to rev and blast his stereo. Again, he rides my tailgate, as we approach another red light, and then pulls around at the last second, so that each of us were at the pole position.
I look over, and its a black prelude, with the squarish headlights, lowered, loud exhaust, with three indiglo type gauges on his apillar. I actually tried to give the guy a look like, "WTF are you THINKING???", as he sits there revving the car. He wouldn't look at me.. . I mean, he actually was groovin' out to his fat beats, revving and acting like he should be in the Roxbury.
Well, at this point, I figured enough was enough, so, I performed a flawless 4500 rpm launch and murdered him. I mean, total, complete, decimation. I shutdown, and of course, what comes next..
Ricer Flyby. Guy must have been going 90 in a 45. He cut me off, hit the brakes, then went to turn off.
But wait, there is more!
I couldn't let this douche leave like that, so, I brighted him as I passed, egging him on. He ended up aborting his right turn, and came back behind me. At around 20mph I signaled out the window to pull around me, totally egging this tard on. He bit, goes to pass, and I destroy him again. By this time, he must have been running low on VTEC juice, because he didn't play anymore. Maybe he needs another gauge, dunno... As I saw him slowing down to turn off, I gave him a big Thumbs UP, out the window.
And then proceeded to turn it thumbs DOWN. He turned off. End of story.