So me and my two friends are out in my friends 06 audi a4 2.0t (chipped), and were at this light. We see this old chevy lumina with these interior neons and gauges and it has the worst sounding exhaust you will ever hear, roll up next to us. We laughed. He starts to take off and my friend sort of gets on it, maybe 75% throttle and just put about a bus length or two on him . Then the passenger shakes his hand like ehh, that was ok. So he tries to go from a roll and just gets owned again. My friend was laughing so hard, he had to ask him to pull over to see what was actually done to it. This kid starts saying how he has bad spark plugs and stuff. Well he had a CAI(OMG) and some wires and some crappy exhaust. Then he asks what the audi runs, and my friend says low 14s chipped. So the kid goes....mmm, im gettin there. I guess its just gonna take a little more.
So i couldnt resist and asked him if he wanted to run because i havent raced in ages and im dying to. He asked what i drive, i told him it was 2.5rs with STi replica stuff, really crappy turbo and its slow. He says sure. Meanwhile im stage2 tuned. LOL. So we go out from a 45mph or so roll, im in third, he nails it, i barely press the throttle, maybe 25%, just touching boost, to keep up with him, and have this face like im really trying, and then i just slam it and put about 7 buslengths on him, ok i lied, but it was literally a bus or 2. He then proceeded to not look at me and then as we approached traffic, he proceeds to step on it and whip through traffic like it was an autox course. Meanwhile, were still dying laughing cruising. I almost felt really bad lying to him but i had to.