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    Best kill EVAR!!!1!!1!11

    OK this is only the best kill EVAR!!!1!!1!11 because of the DB I was racing. I was leaving work and pulling onto a four-laner that comes to a light right as you leave my parking lot. I pulled up to the light and was waiting when this guy in a G35 pulls next to me and revs once. He either had an exhaust or just a muffler or something but it was loud. I look over and -- no joke -- this guy looked like the gigolo from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Long flowing black locks, waaaay too much facial hair and, I wouldn't make this up, he winked at me. So I revved up and the light turns so I feather through first and we're pretty much side-by-side, which pissed me off. But my shift was about an hour quicker than his and I pulled about a car. I shifted to third and started to pull away. I shut down at the top of third -- about 95 or so -- about three cars in front. So I slowed and the Italian Stallion slowed WAAAY down and turned into the mall. What a hoser. It was fun beating him, and for some reason strangely arousing.
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    I seriously think that is the guy that I used to live down the street from. Were you out west?
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    He winked at you, that is classic. What a tool. Man I dont know if I would have been able to stop laughing long enough to race him. Good kill.

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    do u have uppipe/catback yet?

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    Not FAR west but by 90th and Dodge. And no, no exhaust or uppipe yet.
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    You should have pulled into the mall and got his number.
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    That's funny, was it westroads mall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrxtony
    and for some reason strangely arousing.
    Ok good kill but the arousing part is scary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enash99
    Ok good kill but the arousing part is scary.
    you beat me to it.

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    nice run

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    Quote Originally Posted by enash99
    Ok good kill but the arousing part is scary.


    especially after he said the guy winked at him.

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    Yes it was Westroads Mall. Hey how could you NOT get aroused by some gigolo-looking Italian guy in a G35 who just winked at you? Now that I think of it, though, he probably could have taken me -- won the race that is, you perverts -- if he didn't have 200 pounds of body hair holding him back.
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    sweet kill!

    (I don't want to comment on the arousing part)
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    LOL!

    I'll remember to look out for winking, giggalo looking italians in G35's around west roads. I wouldn't want him to wink at me too!
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