I drive up behind a white car with some sort of carbon fibre tail insert and a non-stock muffler. Turns out to be a 200SX turbo. The driver is staring at me in the rearview and then pulls over into the next lane. We're sitting side by side in 25mph traffic but this doesn't stop him from lunging at the car in front of him repeatedly and sounding his BOV. Is this a mating call? Did he want my ass? Occasionally he'll glance over at me but for the most part he's doing the deer in headlights thing.
After a while he gave up and felt the need to blast off and switch lanes. Eventually he gets into a turn lane and I stop three cars early, even with him. "That thing's pretty nice" I say, and he gives me his best N'SYNC hardcore stare before turning. I couldn't stop laughing. He watched me in his mirror as he drove away. I know that I'm one sexy mother****er, and this is just part of the price to pay, but fate could at least toss me some semi-attractive rice girls instead.