This doesnt work often but tonight, it worked to perfection. I am driving along minding the speed limit in a 35mph when a jerk in a new gen Lexus SUV comes up behind me fast, pulls to my right, passes me when his lane is ending and the sign says "DO NOT PASS" and he barely clears my front bumper. Needless to say I am pissed. He pulls over into the left lane as we come to a red light and I was intent on smoking him.
I look up and ahead to check for traffic and such like I always do and spot some Crown Vic headlights on the opposite side of the street about 200 yards up in the left turn lane. Its just sitting there not turning, obviously a cop, this is going to be sweet revenge I look over at the guy in the Lexus who is looking at me and I gun it a few times and turn on my radar detector, nothing yet. Light goes green and I punch it modestly so as not to get the cops attention but enough for the guy to think I am racing. Speed limit opens to 45mph and I pace him and let up at 45-50 as we approach the still not turning cop. By the time we get to him, its definitley a cop and I am right at the speed limit and the fool in the Lexus is still racing and has a couple lengths on me
The cop then flips a U turn and bingo, he turns on his radar and the fool in the Lexus is still going WOT probably close to 80mph by now The cop punches it and flies by me turning on his lights chasing the Lexus. When I get up to them, the cop has caught him and they are pulling over. I pass by and give him the hazard light victory signal So much fun.